December 6, 2019

“Temporary Graciousness,” a Short Story & the Eclectic Poetry of KJ Hannah Greenberg

“Temporary Graciousness,” a Short Story & the Eclectic Poetry of KJ Hannah Greenberg

Editor’s Note: We welcome Channie Greenberg back to the Cafe today with new poetry and fiction. Channie never fails to surprise us with the interesting directions her art takes – nor to delight us.

My Etsy Site 

My Etsy site’s full of objects made from century eggs, sannakji, and puffin hearts,  

But not fugu, or hákarl, especially not shark meat served alongside surströmming. 

See, I couldn’t, hereafter, entirely disconnect all of my offerings of fins and tails, 

Give up completely trucking with evil, especially lads revealed to be key criminals. 

No lack of midwifery of unhealthy scions insures my partners keep their beds clean; 

Outlandish creatures show up in my life, regularly, despite my doughty efforts. 

What’s more, since I’m temporarily ineligible for base jumping, given my gestation, 

I dusted off my teacup collection. I like porcelain, locally sourced, and also imported  

From heaven. When I marry, I want to roll in kaolin thimbles, to become habituated 

To reading euchronia stories before bed, to letting high altitudes order my thinking.  

Elsewise, while still dreaming, I’ll nurse my hungry infant, one deviation or another, 

In fiduciary well-being, idactic perfection, crepitus, performances of igneous love. 

Like a poplar tree sheltered in a fir grove, more honest than a dumpster cat, youngsters 

Enamored of needlework quilting, other yarn crafts, possessed of true depth perception, 

Save spaces in their lives to continue to rally round babies conceived only in the heart. 

The loss variations attendant to pregnancy can’t bet represented by screencasts. Yet, 

They’re as much a part of the natural, proper cycle of publishing domains as organic 

Farms, intergalactic wildebeests, glatt kosher burgers, and deltoid-shaped basins.  

While my little lovely snores, I’ll boost my shirt or tear open any execrable blouse 

If such makes my homecoming cozier. See, prickly callers don’t leave behind starship Blandishments. They seek ordinary rabbits’ feet, drink blueberry wine, laugh, eruct. 

Whereas taking a living animal’s flesh is disgusting, some people uphold savagery.  

Similarly, extraterrestrial furze pigs hold dear Thai Basil, mushrooms, exsanguination, 

But hate picking bugs off of runner beans, their affinity for beetles notwithstanding. 


A Beatnik Had to Use a Laptop to Defeat Evil 

Yesterday’s hunt, one poison drop after another, yielded so  

Many peacock feathers shedding barbs, such encumbering, 

Frenetic searches ostensibility running code, as naked feet 

Got battered, causing inconveniences. It’s better to utilize 

Feral, crocheted wildebeests, critters wailing beatniks’ aid 

With unfiltered laptops, in defeating hodge-podges of evil.  

Sure, toppers hope that processing rudimentary statements, 

Before marching in graduation ceremonies, might result in  

Naught. When household staff quit, after all, every helper’s 

Contracted to serve institutions, oblige places dependent on  

External subsidies, scripted parental warnings, and the ways 

Economies clear twenty-somethings to write across genres. 

While dormitory directors might keep windows open nights, 

They back romanticisms of crewmembers parceling valises. 

See, most “ships,” historically, lack official cry rooms, safe 

Venues for accreted goings-on, are limited to obtained data, 

Children’s narratives, penned ideas, sui generis feedstock. 

Winners just make sure to worship highly cladistic analyses. 

When peers never rhyme words or pay attention to rhythm, 

They sell lipsticks alongside of untruths, regularly practice  

Rendition.  Websites stylists, too, seek adhesive bandages, 

Secure shortcuts, invalidate: plain goods, ordinarily succor,  

Worn palliasses, shoe-eating forecourt monsters. They join 

With lurchers avidly averring alders, maples, oaks, poplars.  

On balance, “success” requires reworks, demands selective  

Approaches to submissions, calls out well-known publishers, 

Disseminates wonky ideas (minus real-world values), homes 

Comprehensive facts, but not plunderable sentiments. Verily, 

(All things considered), achievement sours repute concurrent  

With covertly posing possessors for laborious interrogation. 

Even as calorie-free, sugary fey aren’t always benevolent, 

Never communicating attitudes proving high-mindedness,  

Locals remain wise enough to dissuade nameless “artistes,”  

Creatives waiting to capture campestral scenes via drones,  

Phones, old-fashioned cameras. Edifications get embraced, 

No matter their amount of salubriousness of enclosed bugs.  


Temporary Graciousness

Sashi was a slave to his tsundoku, book hoarding habit. He borrowed from the university library, from the neighborhood library, and from the city library. He borrowed from his girlfriend, from his older brother, and from his parents. He borrowed from his mates and from his lab partner. Although he owned a sofa bed, a desk and chair, and a kitchen table, it was difficult to detect those furnishings because of all of the books that covered them and every corner of his home. 

That he wore the same jeans and t-shirt daily, mainly because he could not find his clothing, made little difference to his dear ones. What irked them was that he’d take hold of a book, intend to read it, and never, ever return it to its owner. 

The libraries, finally, offered Sashi amnesty from their fines. Yet, he never responded to them. His peers and family stopped trying to recoup their loans, choosing instead to replace the titles he had borrowed. Only Marie, his girlfriend, believed that Sashi would one day overcome not only his propensity for acquiring books, but for leaving them unread. 

After their engagement became final, she devised a plan. Sashi was snoring next to her on her futon while she was “doing homework.” The couple hadn’t been able to spend time together in his apartment for years since the only findable seat, there, was the toilet, and its lid, too, was piled with books. 

The next day, Marie called Goodwill and the Veterans’ Association. Meanwhile, she carted stacks of library books back to their homes, all the while apologizing for their tardy return. As well, she was surprisingly able to give dozens of children’s titles to a local Montessori school. 

When Sashi returned home from Calculus III, at the doorway of his building, he found two beefy men, one without a hand and one with a prosthetic foot, hauling away boxes of his literary treasures. Had he lacked respect for the warriors of the stars and stripes, he would have assaulted them. Instead, he merely told the former soldiers that whatever had motivated them to remove his precious reads was mistaken. The taller of the two veterans took his earbuds out of his ears long enough to grunt, fish for a receipt in his pocket, shove that paper at Sashi, and then continue on his way. 

Inside of Sashi’s apartment, things were worse. A full quarter of his dining room table had been cleared and a very narrow path, one which required its users to sidle sideways, had been made between his front door and his patio. In the distance, he could see that all of his cacti, the entire number of which had not been nurtured in over a year because they could not be reached, despite rainwater and sunshine, had died. As well, the carcass of some bird lay rotting next to those decaying plants. 

He did not see Marie, but he heard her humming. Whenever she was stressed, she hummed Bach’s “Cantata 56.” Marie was an oboe aficionado.  

Sashi continued to survey his damaged landscape. His reverie was interrupted by three small children, siblings judging by their faces, who had suddenly appeared at his door. 

“I can, too, carry five by myself,” offered the smallest of the urchins. 

“I can carry ten,” countered the middle-sized child. 

“Watch me haul twenty,” roared the tallest, widest, and likely oldest among them. He cleared his throat and knocked on the already opened apartment door. 

Sashi spun and answered it. 

The tall sibling presented Sashi with a paper. As Sashi read the advertisement, the teen peered past him. “Gold mine!” he exclaimed. 

The paper stated that from four to six in the afternoon, on that very day, guests were welcome to enter and to remove as many books as they could carry. 

“Excuse me,” said the smallest of the boys as he darted past Sashi into the apartment. “Wow!” he exclaimed upon entering it. 

“Might be some antiques – certainly worth looking for them,” answered the next older brother as he, too, scooted past Sashi. 

The oldest of the three shrugged, smiled at Sashi, and then bounced himself into Sashi’s home. “Hold on, you two. I have a list of types and kinds that Mr. Rutherford, of the Book Emporium, said he’d buy.” 

No sooner had the brothers entered Sashi’s home than roughly a dozen more minors came to his door. One held up a duplicate of the notice the brothers had referenced. The rest just barged in. Marie had timed the giveaway to coincide with after-school hours. 

By bedtime, the “looters” had trickled down to a clichéd few; a grungy dude, who rummaged in all of the apartments’ visible garbage cans for bottles to sell to the neighborhood’s recycling center, and a little old lady, complete with teacup poodle, which stood lookout from the safety of that woman’s open purse.  

The pooch barked every time it “determined” that a book was worth claiming. Fortunately for the frail-looking old woman, the critter only barked twice. 

By the time the alleged homeless fellow and the alleged granny left, Sashi could see his kitchen table, his sofa bed, and his bathroom sink. What’s more, the path from his front door to his patio was now as wide as a normal passageway. Sashi didn’t know whether he should embrace his beloved Marie or weep uncontrollably. 

Being a man of balance, he hugged her and then started to shed hysterical tears. 

Marie patted him until he cried himself to sleep. “Tomorrow,” she said in voice better suited to a soliloquy on a grand stage than to an intimate moment on a newly unearthed sofa bed, “we will begin decluttering.” 


Dr. KJ Hannah Greenberg has been playing with words for an awfully long time. Initially a rhetoric professor and a National Endowment for the Humanities Scholar, she shed her academic laurels to romp around with a prickle of imaginary hedgehogs. To wit, she’s been nominated four times for the Pushcart Prize in Literature, has had more than thirty books published, and has served as an editor for several literary journals. Her latest photography portfolio is 20/20: KJ Hannah Greenberg Eye on Israel. Her newest poetry collection is Beast There—Don’t That. (Fomite Press, 2019). Her most recent fiction collection is Walnut Street (Bards & Sages Publishing, 2019). This is her fourth feature on the Fictional Café.

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